So I was watching Lord of the Rings today (the first part, Fellowship) and I was like...wow. This movie has so many pairings. o.o
But what I noticed?
Aragorn is a big ass player! I totally paired him with either Frodo or Boromir. I thought of him with Frodo when Frodo is running from Boromir because the power of the ring made Boromir (why is your name so hard to type!?) go crazy and he tried to steal it. Well, Aragorn finds him and just the way they were talking and the way Aragorn touched him I was like..."Well, hot damn. They would make an epicly adorable yaoi couple." Of course, in my head, Frodo is the uke and Aragorn the seme.
But with Boromir! When he dies, Aragorn actually kissed him on the forehead. I get that it was a gesture of respect and a goodbye, but c'mon, that is just screaming to be fanfic'd. Although in their case, I'm not sure if Boromir would be uke or seme. Maybe they would both sort of switch every now and then. A pair of sekes Or umes
And then! This one's a little strange, but I found it to be kind of cute. Gimli and Legolas. They hate each other in the beginning but at the very end, when Frodo and Sam have crossed the river and they are going to follow (but don't) Gimli looks at Legolas and very excitedly just goes, "YES!" It makes me laugh and the little laugh and smile they share just makes me go, "Hmm."
But then again, I would never want to write a fanfic of LegolasxGimli becuase...how do you make that filthy tangled ucky beard he has sexy?
And THEN! Yeah, I know I'm on a rampage. I automatically pair Merry (or Meriadoc, as his full name is) and Pippin. They're such good friends that a fanfic would probably be easy between them. But wouldn't that seem like incest to some people? I always pictured them as brothers or cousins. Are they related?? I always thought so but I've never read the book (couldn't get into it) and it never was confirmed. I think.
Lastly, the most common pairing of that would probably be Frodo and Sam. Sam is so freaking adowable ^_^ He's such a dummy and he's so sweet.
Oh yeah...I GUESS if you really wanted to, you could pair Gandalf and Saruman. But that'd be weird because they're all old and stuff.
I just had a funny thought.
What if someone did a yaoi fanfic of Gollum and Smeagol? Would that be considered a pairing or like...a solo masturbation fic? o.O
I want to pair Gandalf and Pippin.Theyre perfect together!
Really? Why's that?
The last sentence blew my mind